Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew...– Kneller - Wristcutters: A love story (via inhisbediamclean)
Dwight Schrute: Don’t make me pre-fire you. Jim Halpert: You wouldn’t dare! Dwight Schrute: Watch this: You’re pre-fired, and when I’m promoted, you’ll be full fired! Jim Halpert: If you get promoted, and if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then. Dwight Schrute: What?!
Lua - Bright Eyes. Conor Oberst is a genius.